futurisms | wicki | babylonisburning:

where my LOTR nerds at?

right here AND I AM LOVING THIS.

LMAO

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE! BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART!

wicki:

sean bean as boromir in a lotr promo. enjoy

Boromir. ;_____;

wicki:

aragorn, merry, pippin, and boromir

i am so bad at this game: gil-galad, book!haldir, théoden, boromir, book!faramir.

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Just finished marathoning the EEs of this! Bedforshire, here I come~

MIRANDA OTTO - ÉOWYN’S DIRGE (THE TWO TOWERS)

icicletusks:

angelcondom:

lottieeeee:

BOIL ‘EM, MASH ‘EM, STICK ‘EM IN A STEW!

PO-TAY-TOES

When the movie first came out, this is all my brother would say, which in turn made it the only thing I said. Still my favourite line.

As soon as he says it I’m off with the remix.

I ain’t gonna lie. The High King of the Noldor? Actually a little touched in the brainpan.

OTP. ♥

ANNIE LENNOX - INTO THE WEST (RETURN OF THE KING)

Sleep now, and dream of the ones who came before.
They are calling from across a distant shore.

- ‘Fog on the Barrow-Downs’, Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien

King Theoden. ;____;

…Talking about LOTRIPS pairings of course leads into this picture. Of Craig. Wearing my collar at the Best of Both Worlds convention in 2004. (My collar & that geekcon are part of a separate, horrifying story of Barliman Butterburr hitting on me OH MY GOD HE ASKED ME IF I HAD A MASTER AND THEN TOLD ME HE HAS A SUB, YOU KNOW.) What you can’t see in this picture is that I am standing next to him and on the other side of me is Mark Ferguson. WHO ARE, AS I PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED, MY LOTRIPS OTP.

I’d taken the collar off for the photo for some reason I can’t remember anymore, and Craig was all, “OOH, I’LL WEAR IT!” And I’m like, “UM OKAY,” while squeeing inside like the terrible, horrible, no good fangirl I was. Because seriously, this was Craig Parker wearing my collar. Anyway, we set up for the photo and then Mark Ferguson starts on in my ear with all the things ‘we’ should do to Craig.

“Have you got a leash for that? We should put him on his knees.”

AND I’M ALMOST COMPLETELY SPEECHLESS BECAUSE FUCK YEAH OTP AND MARK SAYING PERVY THINGS ABOUT CRAIG AND WHEN I WALKED AWAY MY KNEES WERE LIKE JELLY.

EPIC. /nostalgia

(Lol first time ever sharing this picture IN public, 5 years later…)

Speaking of LOTR-y things I ship… while everyone in LOTRIPS was shipping the Hobbits and Men and Elves in the Fellowship, my ship was a couple of hilarious dudes from New Zealand who were extremely amazingly awesome at theatre sports and all brands of improv.  Also? Gil-Galad my mostest favourite of ALL Tolkien characters. And fuck yeah I told Mark that.

Mmm. Bit-part Elves.

NOW DID I MENTION THAT I LOVE THIS BITCHY QUEEN? FER SRS. HALDIR ILU AND YOUR VERY UN-ELVISH FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW.

Elrond & Gil-Galad. ♥__♥ Yeah, I ship ‘em. Seriously, Gil-Galad gave Elrond his ring. Also who has two thumbs and asked Mark Ferguson who played Gil-Galad why he did that? AND GOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE. Fuck yeah, that’s right. Even Mark ships them.